Actually Thirty
[Verse 1] You've been twenty-nine for about three years now Told us you were basically thirty, somehow But now the day is here and girl, there's no way out You're holding your iced coffee with a little bit of doubt It's seven degrees outside, January freeze You've got a venti in your hand like it's a summer breeze We've watched you patch up little hearts at work all day And cry when kids go home — yeah, you've always been that way [Chorus] Happy actual thirty, Maya, it's finally real Not basically, not almost — baby, this is the deal You said we'd figure it out, and look, we figured it out Happy actual thirty, Maya — that's what this is about [Verse 2] You hold that yoga mat like you've achieved some kind of peace Three times a week you sweat it out for your spiritual release And then you call me from the parking lot, you're ordering the pie "Margherita or the pepperoni?" — girl, we both know why You carry half this world inside that big and gentle chest You show up for the scared ones when they need you at your best So let someone show up for you, just for today You deserve every single flower, every word we say [Chorus] Happy actual thirty, Maya, it's finally real Not basically, not almost — baby, this is the deal You said we'd figure it out, and look, we figured it out Happy actual thirty, Maya — that's what this is about